Welcome to The Analyst™

Before you begin...
Please do not use our system if you have potentially urgent symptoms.

Your report will include the following:

... what is wrong with me?
All reports include a full-body in-depth health analysis.  A prioritized graph indicates disease conditions that you have, are likely to develop, or need to rule out.  All findings are fully explained and referenced.
(Included in every report)

Optional items (click to include or exclude):

... where do I go from here?
Would you like to see prioritized recommendations, including lab testing, medications, diet and lifestyle changes, supplement suggestions, preventive measures, and further reading?
Note: Consult a doctor before taking any action based on your report.
Note: All recommendations are impartial; we do not sell any of them.
Your LifeMeter® Reading
... how healthy am I?
LifeMeter® evaluates your current overall state of health to produce a score ranging from 100 (perfect health) down to 0 (mortality.)
Warning: Your LifeMeter® reading may come as a shock.

How does it work?

We probe your health from multiple angles
Your data is processed by The Analyst™
A detailed, self-explaining report is sent by email.

Response from a doctor (optional)

If you would also like a licensed doctor to review your case, he or she will:
  • go through your notes
  • answer your questions
  • examine any attachments
  • add a detailed review
  • answer follow-up questions
This option can be selected later. See details in our FAQ.

Please tell us a little about yourself

This information identifies you in our system and enables us to send your report.
Patient name
  • Will appear on the report
  • Can be a false name
Date of birth
  • Determines age group
  • Can be a false date
Patient gender
  • This needs to be correct

Email address
  • Check it very carefully...
    or we cannot contact you!

We need permission to send you emails

By clicking 'Continue' below, you agree to receive emails from Diagnose-Me.com.
The emails that we send will include:
  • your report by The Analyst™
  • replies to your emails
  • instructions
All emails come with a "Remove me from your system" link.

Your data is secure

No information that we collect will ever be shared with third parties or stored on a public server.  Please see our Privacy Policy.

Why do we need your email address?

We understand that no one likes to give out their email address.  However, we do need to send your report...

Ever since being established in 2002, we have followed strict anti-spam rules:


  • send unsolicited emails
  • add you to a mailing list
  • share or sell your address
  • send any kind of 'spam'
  • contact you only in relation to your report
  • include a 'remove me' link