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Before you begin

Do not use our service if you have potentially urgent symptoms.


Your report by The Analyst™ will include the following:


Include?  
Diagnosis ... what is wrong with me?

All reports include a full-body in-depth health analysis.  A prioritized graph indicates disease conditions that you have, are likely to develop, or need to rule out.  Each finding is fully explained and referenced.

 
Recommendations ... where do I go from here?

Would you like to see prioritized recommendations, including lab testing, medications, diet and lifestyle changes, supplement suggestions, preventive measures, and further reading?

Note: Consult a doctor before taking any action based on your report.
Note: All recommendations are impartial; we do not sell any of them.

 
Your LifeMeter® Reading ... how healthy am I?

LifeMeter® will indicate your approximate overall level of health, ranging from 100 (perfect health) down to 0 (mortality.)

Warning! While this may be "fun to try", please be warned that your LifeMeter® reading can come as a shock, particularly if you already know that you have health problems.  If you are not prepared for The Analyst's cold, hard assessment of your state of health, please do not select this option.
How does it work?

Step 1 Let The Analyst™ probe your health from many different angles
Step 2 The Analyst™ produces an in-depth whole-body analysis of your health
Step 3 Your detailed, self-explaining report is emailed to you.
Response from a doctor (optional)

If you would also like a licensed doctor to review your case, he or she will:
answer your specific questions
examine your notes and attachments
add a detailed written review of your case
deal with your follow-up questions
This option can be selected at the end. Read full details in our FAQ.



Basic information about you

We need some basic information to identify you in our system and send your report:


Patient name *
  • Will appear on the report
  • Can be a false name
  
First *
  
Middle

Last *
Date of birth *
  • Determines patient's age group
  • Can be a false date

MM-DD-YYYY (month-day-year) format.
Patient gender *
  • This needs to be correct



Important!  The male and female procedures are different.
Email address *
  • Please check it very carefully
  ...or else we cannot contact you!


Later, you may specify a password so that others can not read your report.
* Required field See our Privacy Policy.


Finally, we need permission to send you emails



The emails that will result from the use of our system include:
  • your report by The Analyst™
  • simple instructions and links
  • replies to your emails.
All emails come with a "Remove me from your system" link.
Your data is secure

No information that we collect will ever be shared with third parties or stored on a public server.
Why do we need your email?

We understand that no one likes to give out their email address.  However, we do need to send your report to you.

Ever since being established in 2002, we have followed strict anti-spam guidelines.

We DO NOT
send unsolicited emails
add you to any mailing list
share or sell your email address
send advertisements or other 'spam'

We DO
contact you ONLY in relation to your report
always include 'remove me' instructions